Virtually

Virtual fish and chips would be better soak up all that virtual booze hehe

My virtual boss is gonna kill me when she finds out I am drinking and playing with virtual farm guys and virtual Orlando Bloome on the virtual job...

I can hear DS chatting the virtual Nannys ears off already

Virtual Martinis huh?...I'll try anything at least once...well...ALMOST anything

Don't fret over the vitual nanny, she's virtually useless & I always give her a virtual kick on the way past, feel free to join in.
She's a virtual bitch.

Just as well the virtual nanny is used to dealing with all different cultures. I'll try a *virtual apple martini* thanks

Better add some virtual carrot stick and dip

do you have any virtual *sugar loaded lollies* for the kiddies along with virtual fizz?

Good thinking Belinda, might as well load them up on the virtual crap since we are being virtually bad mothers anyways...besides, its the virtual Nanny who has to deal with the virtual sugar fuelled hyperness

Anyone wanna turn with virtual Orlando Bloome? Hes plumb tuckered me out!

pissing my virtual g-strings because this is virtually hillarious.

have been hiding in the virtual tree taking virtual photos...for my virtual magazine "virtually Real" and have virtually a whole magazine to do. takes 1 more virtual photo of Babykatnz virtually ripping off virtual farmboys pants.

I am the Virtual stalker

Dont forget to include my man Orlando Bloome in that virtual shot

Oh man....I think I need to go lie down on a virtual bed somewhere...oh wait a sec...isnt there a virtual spa round here somewhere?...might go have a go in that...might find me some hot virtual Pool boy while Im over there hehe

hmm not sure if im into the sharing of virtual orlando bloom, virtual or not

dammit...I have to go home now...

*pulls virtual tanty*

time to go back to the real world...bye Orlando...

Seeya on Monday!!!!

*wanders around the virtual house, trips over Harrisonsmummy's nappy bag and finds a virtual hipflask so takes a massive gulp*

*BBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP*

*needs to find the virtual toilet, opens the wrong door and finds a 4 year old boy playing with a very inappropriate toy that smells bad*

*makes mental note to tell Fanny to wash her virtual toys after *

*finds virtual toilet and then heads outside, turns a corner to find Babykatnz virtually shagging Orlando. Virtually bitchslaps Babykatnz and tells her "he's mine, cant you see over there <----- under my name. Fark off you virtual slapper"

*passes a very drunk bunch of mummys with some farm boys, whistles and looks the other way*

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*omg realises that she brought her kids with her to Fannys virtual house, goes off looking for them*

*finds some tall maori lady in a virtual tree taking virtual photos, hands her a virtual apple martini to distract her, then grabs the virtual camera and sticks it down her top and takes a few pics, hands it back and then races off giggling wildly*

*finds some poor lost pregnant lady trying to pee in a virtual cupboard, points her in the direction of the virtual toilet*

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*is having a virtual lol

*Sitting here thinking I should have gone to the Virtual coffee group if I knew they were going to have this much fun. Damn having to go to virtual work to make my virtual millions.

*checking diary for days i can skive off to attend virtual coffee group

*thinking of good excuses to tell boss why I'm not coming into work.

*could bloody well do with one of those virtual apple martinis and the brownies.

*have skived off work and am driving to virtual Fanny's house

*F#@k lost again....wrong virtual street, shoot....wrong virtual suburb.

*found right suburb and street, all these virtual houses look the same...

*stopping at a really flash virtual house belonging to Harrison's mum but no ones home....not even a farmboy....damn must all be out having a virtual good time.

*still driving round in circles may have to ring on virtual video phone from virtual porsche to see if everyone is still at Fanny's drinking virtual coffee....opps virtual alcohol

*driving around and have spotted someone lazing around in a virtual hammock sipping what looks like virtual gingerbeer...stop and lean over fence to ask for help
*Kree introduces herself and directs me to the ladies inside.
*thanking her i leap in one bound with my virtual bionic legs over the virtual fence and jog up to Fanny's virtual house while passing a few ladies making out with some lusious farm boys
as getting closer to the house i can hear the cries of help from someone who sounds lost somewhere in the house
*make virtual mental note to go look for them later....if i'm not too busy...cause i did like the look of those farmboys

This virtual alcohol is great no hang overs!!

"Welcoming virtually all ladies to my virtual coffee group, don't forget to leave your kiddies with the virtually useless nanny & give her a kick as you pass, keeps her on her virtual toes"
Help yourselves to the liqour cabinet or get Julio to virtually whip you up whatever your heart desires.
Please excuse me while I virtually go looking for these virtual farm boys. It seems the virtual sheep are in the meadow, & the virtual cows are in the corn.
You know these darn virtual farmboys might look good but they are virtually useless farmboys.

Not completely virtually useless

They have their virtual uses

Does a virtual lapdance with virtual Farmboys

Where did that chatty 4yo bugger off to this time? Wonder what virtual toys he has found this time...hope ya virtually washed them this time fanny...

those Virtual apple martinis are making me all

think I need to change it to something a little less fruity hehe...Virtual Baileys and kahlua would do a treat...

You can mix your virtual drinks here with virtually no chance of spewing or hangover

*I thank Fanny for having me in her magnificent virtual home and say a quick hello and introduce myself to the others before heading to the liquor cabinet

"Hi everyone I'm Kat"

*While over at the liquor cabinet mixing myself a couple of screwdrivers (the drink) Can still hear the cries for help somewhere in the house. I make yet another mental note to go and find the person after i have a drink...or two....or three.....or four.....oh bugger let them find their own way back.

*Ask Babykatnz to point me in the direction of the virtually useless nanny so i can dump my DD and give her a swift kick in the batootie before coming back for more drinks.....oh and knibbles.

"Thanks Babykatnz" * I go on my merry way in the direction she told me with a couple of drinks in my hand (for the long walk and in case i get lost...which can happen). Suddenly remember I have a 3 tier boston mud cake in my bag and rush back to give it to Kree who is in the kitchen making a feed.
*I dash off again to find the nanny with yet another couple of drinks in my hand and an yummy steak sandwich in the other while pushing my DD with my foot along the floor.

Dumps virtual farm boys on the ground and goes off looking for virtual Spa pool....

Passes virtual mega choc looking cake and sneaks a slice while the person with the virtual sammy has her back turned...

Hides virtual cake slice behind back when she turns around to say hi....

Smile and wave to the pregnant lady and slowly back out the doorway leading to Spa pool

Find virtual spa pool and strip down to virtual bikini, looking virtually hot there you virtually gorgeous, sexy, hot Mama I say to myself...stuff virtual choccy cake in my face to kill the virtual dreaming and jump in the virtual spa to relax...