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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:36 am | |
| Virtual fish and chips would be better  soak up all that virtual booze hehe My virtual boss is gonna kill me when she finds out I am drinking and playing with virtual farm guys and virtual Orlando Bloome on the virtual job... I can hear DS chatting the virtual Nannys ears off already  _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:36 am | |
| Virtual Martinis huh?...I'll try anything at least once...well...ALMOST anything  _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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Fanny Professional Diva

 Number of posts : 945 Age : 42 Registration date : 2008-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:39 am | |
| Don't fret over the vitual nanny, she's virtually useless & I always give her a virtual kick on the way past, feel free to join in. She's a virtual bitch. _________________ I'm the only gay in the village.
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Belinda Post Whore


 Number of posts : 597 Age : 47 Location : Christchuch Job/hobbies : SAHM, needlework and motorsport - Go Holden Humor : sometimes Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:42 am | |
| Just as well the virtual nanny is used to dealing with all different cultures. I'll try a *virtual apple martini* thanks Better add some virtual carrot stick and dip do you have any virtual *sugar loaded lollies* for the kiddies along with virtual fizz? _________________  And I'm a boy! | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:45 am | |
| Good thinking Belinda, might as well load them up on the virtual crap since we are being virtually bad mothers anyways...besides, its the virtual Nanny who has to deal with the virtual sugar fuelled hyperness  Anyone wanna turn with virtual Orlando Bloome? Hes plumb tuckered me out! _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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ho_hum_mummy Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1056 Age : 47 Location : New Zealand Humor : have lots of it..somewhere *looking for her humour* Registration date : 2008-01-28
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:49 am | |
| pissing my virtual g-strings because this is virtually hillarious. have been hiding in the virtual tree taking virtual photos...for my virtual magazine "virtually Real" and have virtually a whole magazine to do. takes 1 more virtual photo of Babykatnz virtually ripping off virtual farmboys pants. I am the Virtual stalker  _________________  | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:58 am | |
| Dont forget to include my man Orlando Bloome in that virtual shot  Oh man....I think I need to go lie down on a virtual bed somewhere...oh wait a sec...isnt there a virtual spa round here somewhere?...might go have a go in that...might find me some hot virtual Pool boy while Im over there hehe _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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Jack + Nathans mum Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1348 Age : 34 Location : West Harbour, Auckland Job/hobbies : Admin Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:25 am | |
| hmm not sure if im into the sharing of virtual orlando bloom, virtual or not  | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:02 am | |
| dammit...I have to go home now... *pulls virtual tanty* time to go back to the real world...bye Orlando...  Seeya on Monday!!!! _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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julie Diva~fied


 Number of posts : 715 Age : 44 Location : taranaki Job/hobbies : WAHM, lurker Humor : none Registration date : 2008-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 5:09 am | |
| *wanders around the virtual house, trips over Harrisonsmummy's nappy bag and finds a virtual hipflask so takes a massive gulp* *BBBBBUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP* *needs to find the virtual toilet, opens the wrong door and finds a 4 year old boy playing with a very inappropriate toy that smells bad* *makes mental note to tell Fanny to wash her virtual toys after  * *finds virtual toilet and then heads outside, turns a corner to find Babykatnz virtually shagging Orlando. Virtually bitchslaps Babykatnz and tells her "he's mine, cant you see over there <----- under my name. Fark off you virtual slapper" *passes a very drunk bunch of mummys with some farm boys, whistles and looks the other way* *........................ _________________ Brent - 10, Holly - 8, Zara - 8
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julie Diva~fied


 Number of posts : 715 Age : 44 Location : taranaki Job/hobbies : WAHM, lurker Humor : none Registration date : 2008-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:42 am | |
| *omg realises that she brought her kids with her to Fannys virtual house, goes off looking for them*
*finds some tall maori lady in a virtual tree taking virtual photos, hands her a virtual apple martini to distract her, then grabs the virtual camera and sticks it down her top and takes a few pics, hands it back and then races off giggling wildly*
*finds some poor lost pregnant lady trying to pee in a virtual cupboard, points her in the direction of the virtual toilet*
*................... _________________ Brent - 10, Holly - 8, Zara - 8
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench

 Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:48 pm | |
| *Virtually dumps kiidy with the virtual nanna and gives her a friendly virtual kick, *
*due to being incredibly virtually lost i slept under the deck somewhere near a pool, emerging on saturday to try to get the virtual fuck outta here *
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lumpofsalt Resident Wench


 Number of posts : 67 Age : 36 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : Student, Music, Fitness, Dancing Humor : I have it. Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:30 pm | |
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench

 Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:44 am | |
| * After many virtual hours stumbling around virtually dazed, i run into a virtual stranger, hmmm, "got anything to virtual drink thats virtually non alcoholic?" * | |
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hugabugsmum Resident Wench


 Number of posts : 110 Age : 49 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : Relief Teacher/SAHM Humor : Dry & warped Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:40 am | |
| *Sitting here thinking I should have gone to the Virtual coffee group if I knew they were going to have this much fun. Damn having to go to virtual work to make my virtual millions.
*checking diary for days i can skive off to attend virtual coffee group
*thinking of good excuses to tell boss why I'm not coming into work.
*could bloody well do with one of those virtual apple martinis and the brownies. | |
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hugabugsmum Resident Wench


 Number of posts : 110 Age : 49 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : Relief Teacher/SAHM Humor : Dry & warped Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:46 am | |
| *have skived off work and am driving to virtual Fanny's house
*F#@k lost again....wrong virtual street, shoot....wrong virtual suburb.
*found right suburb and street, all these virtual houses look the same...
*stopping at a really flash virtual house belonging to Harrison's mum but no ones home....not even a farmboy....damn must all be out having a virtual good time.
*still driving round in circles may have to ring on virtual video phone from virtual porsche to see if everyone is still at Fanny's drinking virtual coffee....opps virtual alcohol | |
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench

 Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:01 pm | |
| *Takes a swig of virtual ginger beer whilst lazing in virtual hammock outside in the virtual perfect sunny weather*
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hugabugsmum Resident Wench


 Number of posts : 110 Age : 49 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : Relief Teacher/SAHM Humor : Dry & warped Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:48 pm | |
| *driving around and have spotted someone lazing around in a virtual hammock sipping what looks like virtual gingerbeer...stop and lean over fence to ask for help *Kree introduces herself and directs me to the ladies inside. *thanking her i leap in one bound with my virtual bionic legs over the virtual fence and jog up to Fanny's virtual house while passing a few ladies making out with some lusious farm boys as getting closer to the house i can hear the cries of help from someone who sounds lost somewhere in the house *make virtual mental note to go look for them later....if i'm not too busy...cause i did like the look of those farmboys | |
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Fanny Professional Diva

 Number of posts : 945 Age : 42 Registration date : 2008-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:01 pm | |
| This virtual alcohol is great no hang overs!!
"Welcoming virtually all ladies to my virtual coffee group, don't forget to leave your kiddies with the virtually useless nanny & give her a kick as you pass, keeps her on her virtual toes" Help yourselves to the liqour cabinet or get Julio to virtually whip you up whatever your heart desires. Please excuse me while I virtually go looking for these virtual farm boys. It seems the virtual sheep are in the meadow, & the virtual cows are in the corn. You know these darn virtual farmboys might look good but they are virtually useless farmboys. _________________ I'm the only gay in the village.
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Tue Mar 04, 2008 11:56 pm | |
| Not completely virtually useless  They have their virtual uses  Does a virtual lapdance with virtual Farmboys Where did that chatty 4yo bugger off to this time? Wonder what virtual toys he has found this time...hope ya virtually washed them this time fanny... those Virtual apple martinis are making me all  think I need to change it to something a little less fruity hehe...Virtual Baileys and kahlua would do a treat... _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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Fanny Professional Diva

 Number of posts : 945 Age : 42 Registration date : 2008-01-08
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:09 am | |
| You can mix your virtual drinks here with virtually no chance of spewing or hangover  _________________ I'm the only gay in the village.
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench

 Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:18 am | |
| *takes a virtual stroll throug the virtual yard stopping briefly to sasy a big virtual hello to fanny and congratulate her on having the most amazing virtual interior decor*
*sidles up to the kitchen and makes herself a virtual feed*
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hugabugsmum Resident Wench


 Number of posts : 110 Age : 49 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : Relief Teacher/SAHM Humor : Dry & warped Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:58 am | |
| *I thank Fanny for having me in her magnificent virtual home and say a quick hello and introduce myself to the others before heading to the liquor cabinet
"Hi everyone I'm Kat"
*While over at the liquor cabinet mixing myself a couple of screwdrivers (the drink) Can still hear the cries for help somewhere in the house. I make yet another mental note to go and find the person after i have a drink...or two....or three.....or four.....oh bugger let them find their own way back.
*Ask Babykatnz to point me in the direction of the virtually useless nanny so i can dump my DD and give her a swift kick in the batootie before coming back for more drinks.....oh and knibbles.
"Thanks Babykatnz" * I go on my merry way in the direction she told me with a couple of drinks in my hand (for the long walk and in case i get lost...which can happen). Suddenly remember I have a 3 tier boston mud cake in my bag and rush back to give it to Kree who is in the kitchen making a feed. *I dash off again to find the nanny with yet another couple of drinks in my hand and an yummy steak sandwich in the other while pushing my DD with my foot along the floor. | |
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench

 Number of posts : 140 Age : 32 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| *looks at the giant cake i have just been handed by Kat, pops it on the counter and continues to make awesome virtual non fat extra good tasting sammie* | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!

 Number of posts : 1102 Age : 37 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
 | Subject: Re: Virtually Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:58 pm | |
| Dumps virtual farm boys on the ground and goes off looking for virtual Spa pool.... Passes virtual mega choc looking cake and sneaks a slice while the person with the virtual sammy has her back turned... Hides virtual cake slice behind back when she turns around to say hi.... Smile and wave to the pregnant lady and slowly back out the doorway leading to Spa pool Find virtual spa pool and strip down to virtual bikini, looking virtually hot there you virtually gorgeous, sexy, hot Mama I say to myself...stuff virtual choccy cake in my face to kill the virtual dreaming and jump in the virtual spa to relax... _________________ Madness takes its toll, have correct change   | |
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