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Fanny Professional Diva
Number of posts : 945 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:02 am | |
| **Rushing around with virtual vacuum cleaner making sure the place looks nice before my guests arrive, can smell the virtual baking in the oven mmmmm**
**Hiding clutter in the hall cupboard as I go** | |
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HarrisonsMummy Resident Wench
Number of posts : 94 Age : 45 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : My hobby is cooking/baking. Humor : Weird and quirky!!! Registration date : 2008-02-24
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:50 am | |
| In that case we have turned up with a massive plate of virtual muffins and banana cake.
Also I just tracked virtual muddy footprints across your floor. | |
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julie Diva~fied
Number of posts : 715 Age : 47 Location : taranaki Job/hobbies : WAHM, lurker Humor : none Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:56 am | |
| *walking up to Fanny's door, peeling the sticker off the supermarket bought cake*
*checking I have no food in my teeth and my skirt isnt tucked into my undies or something and threatening my kids that I will lock them in their rooms forever and feed them slugs if they embarrass me*
*wondering what Fanny and the others will think of me IRL after only knowing them online, perhaps they will think im a dizzy tart. Getting freaked out by that thought so turning around to leave*
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:58 am | |
| Oooh, better bring my famous virtual brownies too So whats on the agenda for todays virtual coffee group? Cheese anyone? | |
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Belinda Post Whore
Number of posts : 597 Age : 51 Location : Christchuch Job/hobbies : SAHM, needlework and motorsport - Go Holden Humor : sometimes Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:31 am | |
| PMSL - I have arrived and the baby has done a woopsy. A nice smelly one. Today's agenda mmmmmmmmmmmm *swapping virtual brownie recepies* | |
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Fanny Professional Diva
Number of posts : 945 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:42 am | |
| I am going vitually kick Harrisons Mummy up the virtual bum for the footprints!! She's given me a virtual heart attack!! But I see the lovely banana cake & get the virtual OCD under control **Breathe, breathe** Thinking to myself "That Julie's a bit weird, she came up to the door picking her teeth, screaming at her kids & feeling her arse, then ran away" Welcome to my humble abode Lets take a tour There are virtually 12 bedrooms & 16 bathrooms, here is my indoor pool with spa & sauna. The pool roof is virtually removeable. Tour to continue tomorrow | |
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julie Diva~fied
Number of posts : 715 Age : 47 Location : taranaki Job/hobbies : WAHM, lurker Humor : none Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:16 am | |
| * Thinks well im here now i better go in. Knocks on the virtual door and is greeted by Fanny. Walks in and thinks what a lovely virtual house and EXTREMELY clean too*
*Hands over the virtual supermarket cake disguised as home baking and smiles. Notices Fanny staring hard at my teeth that I am sure are clean*
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Melanie Post Whore
Number of posts : 621 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:48 am | |
| OMG i missed the virtual coffee group cause i was shagging my virtual jared leto...damn maybe tomorrow | |
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EM Diva~fied
Number of posts : 797 Age : 40 Job/hobbies : Lady of lesuire. Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:51 pm | |
| Gosh melanie... get your priorities sorted out !!!! Actually im not coming mel might serve us cat !!! | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:36 pm | |
| Virtually ROTFLMAO Connects arse back to hips rather reluctantly... Scarfs down fat-free brownies (virtual stuff can be anything ya want it to be LOL, so fat free brownies it is...all the flavour and yumminess, but NO FAT) Wanders out the back to see whats there | |
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Fanny Professional Diva
Number of posts : 945 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:15 pm | |
| Pulling my virtual hair out!! There are people & kids going in a million differnt directions! Going to the virtual liquor cabinet & pouring virtual vodka down my throat. Ahhh that's better Now I have relaxed I don't mind the platter of cat & Julies strange tooth licking habit. So on with the virtual tour, This is Jared Leto my pool boy (see you in a few hours Mel), this is the gourmet kitchen with full cleaning up after me crew, Julio & Juan, "say hi boys" I do all the cooking they do all the boring crap. Out there are my 300 virtual acres, I have a few farm staff Brad, George, Matt & Ben. So now down to serious cake/muffin/brownie munching, bit scared of trying the cat, it looks hairy! | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:00 pm | |
| OMG Fanny...I am getting some strange looks at work...I cant stop snorting (thats what happens when i am trying so hard NOT to laugh...and failing miserably) Pour me a glass of that virtual liquor would'ya Fanny dahlink I could do with a good stiff one....DRINK!...I'll see the farm boys later | |
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HarrisonsMummy Resident Wench
Number of posts : 94 Age : 45 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : My hobby is cooking/baking. Humor : Weird and quirky!!! Registration date : 2008-02-24
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:50 pm | |
| I am surprised how much Fanny's virtual house is like mine. Did we have the same virtual architect? And .... what a second ........ are those my farm boys?
I sit, virtually steaming, I knew I should never have virtually moved into this virtual neighbourhood.
I take a sneaky virtual sip from my virtual hipflask that I keep hidden in Harrison's virtual nappy bag. | |
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HarrisonsMummy Resident Wench
Number of posts : 94 Age : 45 Location : North Shore, Auckland Job/hobbies : My hobby is cooking/baking. Humor : Weird and quirky!!! Registration date : 2008-02-24
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:51 pm | |
| Lol virtual has now beome a swearword in my head!!!! | |
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Belinda Post Whore
Number of posts : 597 Age : 51 Location : Christchuch Job/hobbies : SAHM, needlework and motorsport - Go Holden Humor : sometimes Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:59 pm | |
| I have been lost in this virtual house since arriving - Does anyone know the way back from the bathroom HHHHEEELLLPPPPP | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:11 pm | |
| I dunno...Im too busy out the back with the virtual Farm boy, stuffing my face with Virtual fat free brownies and virtual piss Has anyone seen a 4yo boy who doesnt stop talking???? | |
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EM Diva~fied
Number of posts : 797 Age : 40 Job/hobbies : Lady of lesuire. Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:46 pm | |
| Yea i think i saw that kid in the vertual liqur cabnet. | |
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Belinda Post Whore
Number of posts : 597 Age : 51 Location : Christchuch Job/hobbies : SAHM, needlework and motorsport - Go Holden Humor : sometimes Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:53 pm | |
| I heard someone running past and yelling out virtual "bouncy castle". | |
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Jack + Nathans mum Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1348 Age : 37 Location : West Harbour, Auckland Job/hobbies : Admin Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:54 pm | |
| Hope has virtually arrived, with my virtually noisy kids and my BIG virtualy pile of paperwork. I'd love some virtual atequlia that isnt alcoholic. Hmm im wondering why brad is at your house Fanny, he was in my virtual bed when i left | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:17 am | |
| Ewww you can keep Brad lol...I gotta Virtual Orlando Bloome out the back with me and the Virtual Farm boys
Bouncy castle huh...Nah...not my kid...might be in someones virtual bedroom playing with their virtual toys...
So long as hes not out back getting an early education about virtual 'mums and dads'...'s all good
I need a top up...anyone found some virtual Baileys???? | |
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Belinda Post Whore
Number of posts : 597 Age : 51 Location : Christchuch Job/hobbies : SAHM, needlework and motorsport - Go Holden Humor : sometimes Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:22 am | |
| me me me mmmmm bailey's Hope your son is playing in a child's virtual bedroom with their virtual toys or you will have some virtual explaining to do LOL | |
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Babykatnz Totally Divalicious!
Number of posts : 1102 Age : 40 Location : South Auckland Job/hobbies : IRD Humor : Madness takes its toll, have correct change Registration date : 2008-01-09
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:30 am | |
| PMSL!
Oh well...virtual toys are there to be played with *whistles innocently* | |
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Kree (1 an a half bubbas) Resident Wench
Number of posts : 140 Age : 36 Location : Whangarei Job/hobbies : SAHM Registration date : 2008-02-25
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:31 am | |
| *trips over virtual doormat, and falls into virtual garden*
yes i am a clutz
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Fanny Professional Diva
Number of posts : 945 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:32 am | |
| Sneaking back to the virtual liquor cabinet but alas I am virtually busted!!
Don't worry about the kids the virtual nutty nanny Angelina is virtually watching them, just between us she's virtually used to it & she has vitual 2 border collies to help her 'round 'em up. So back to the liquor, making virtual apple martinis at the moment, anyone? *holding glass up*
Thinking we need virtual drinkie nibbles, I'm thinking a virtual platter of smoked salmon, brie cheese & ritz crackers. | |
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Fanny Professional Diva
Number of posts : 945 Age : 45 Registration date : 2008-01-08
| Subject: Re: Virtually Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:35 am | |
| Welcome Kree *Dusting leaves off your back*
"Virtual Apple martini?" | |
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